And now…

 …for something completely different - my wife and I have been watching the latest series of Critical Role, in which at one point the party is menaced by à Redcap, which inspired me to get this chap painted up:

I went for basic colours for his clothes, to give him a slightly Noddy-ish feel - Noddy is technically Fey isn’t he? Or not, I guess Big Ears was an elf, but I can’t remember if Noddy was actually a human living in Toyland or something else, but I digress.

His whacking great axe got tinted with some teals and greens to try to make it look like it’s made of some strange fey metal - the jury is still out on whether I was successful or not.

In D&D lore, their caps are red from being painted with blood, so I was briefly tempted to give his hat à coat of blood effect paint, but decided against it. From memory, they also have iron boots, and I didn’t green stuff him any of those either.

He was originally a Dreamblade miniature, so getting him ready for painting involved a certain amount of effort and manual labour:

He’s also tiny, that’s a 20mm base he’s on. To reduce the amount of time he spends tipping over due to the ridiculous size of his weapon, I had to glue some scrap metal underneath his base to try and weigh him down:

Painting him brings the Tally to:

7 vs 24 = -17

He’s not in the Monster Manual, so technically doesn’t add to the Monstrous Alphabet though.

What’s next? It was going to be back to focusing on the Firefly Stargrave project, but I needed to finish a couple of oddments to make space on my painting tile for all the new things that I’ve been adding to it…

In summer, we can taste, the rain…

It’s late, which is the only explanation I have for using an Alien Ant Farm lyrical reference that is only tangentially connected to what I’m writing about as a post title. Painting time has been sparse recently (mostly due to repeatedly falling asleep after putting my children to bed), but having a week off work to celebrate my daughter’s birthday means I’ve actually gotten to occasionally put brush to miniature and have finished the next member of the crew for this year’s Firefly Stargrave project:

It has rained all the time recently, so apologies for the slightly dark pictures.

My First Mate is a River Tam expy, a girl that has found herself on the crew in mysterious circumstances. She has clearly been experimented on by the Alliance, and vacillates between terrifyingly deadly in combat and down right nonsensical the rest of the time. She can kill you with her brain, though.

She’s a Hasslefree mini that I’ve had for years, potentially since I initially planned this project which I think was at least fifteen years ago. Looking at it blown up like this, there are a couple of rough spots - a little blister on the front of the dress and a crack on the back of her coat, but fixing them would involve stripping her to the bare metal again, so I’ll have to live with them if I want to get any games in this year. The paint scheme was inspired by River Tam rather than any one particular costume, although I have googled ‘Summer Glau Firefly Red Dress’ and other similar variations enough times in the last week that I probably appear on a list somewhere now…

Although it’s the months leading up to Salute, where I traditionally save my hobby funds for the big spend in April, but a couple of packages have arrived since my last post. First of all, I took advantage of Checkpoint Minis January Sale to grab some 15mm plant monsters to use as tiny 28mm plant monsters, and a frog for a planned conversion. They also threw in a freebie frog, because they are too nice and don’t know some of us work on a Tally system:

I’ve been prepping the plant monsters, and realised that I actually had far fewer 20mm bases than I thought, so I’m waiting for an order of those to turn up so that I can get these painted (and the family D&D game is currently on hold until I do).

I also received a package of Rezolution APAC figures from a kind gentleman over on the LAF, as I had fewer than I initially thought in my project drawers, and I feel like 10-12 is probably a goodly number of Ruffians to menace my crew in Stargrave. 

Plus, there were a couple of minis that I didn’t already have that could potentially make good NPCs or bounties, which is nice…

All in, the Tally now stands at:

6 vs 24 = -18

I’d hoped to keep the Tally in the black a little longer than usual this year, but that’s jus5 how it goes sometimes. Hopefully I can wrestle it down a bit before Salute though… 

I bet IKEA is terrible in Faerun…

 So, brief diversion from the Firefly project - I painted a mimic!

I stuck fairly close to the pictures in the Monster Manual for this one, and it came out pretty nice.

Why paint a mimic now? Well, I attacked my family with one last year, and to my shame had to use an undercoated mini, so we’re unlikely to need one again soon in this campaign. On the other hand, we have vague plans to play Strixhaven Curriculum of Chaos once this campaign ends (so, probably in 2 or 3 years) and flicking through the book the other day I spotted that the first couple of combats need a Mimic and an Owlbear. An Owlbear I have already, so the Mimic got bumped up the painting queue so that when we do eventually start that campaign that’s one less mini that I have to scramble to get ready.

Painting him brings the Tally to:

5 vs 2 = +3

And also adds another entry to the Monstrous Alphabet

A is for
B is for Bullywug
C is for Carrion Crawler
D is for
E is for Elemental (More than one)
F is for Flameskull
G is for Goblin
H is for
I is for Intellect Devourer
J is for
K is for
L is for Lich
M is for Mind Flayer, Myconid, Mummy, Manticore, Mimic
N is for
O is for Owlbear, Ooze
P is for Purple Worm
Q is for
R is for Rust Monster
S is for Shambling Mound, Scarecrow, Skeleton
T is for Thri-Kreen
U is for
V is for
W is for Wraith
X is for
Y is for
Z is for Zombie

I should probably see about filling in some other letters rather than just keeping adding to M though… on the other hand, I do have two other Mimics undercoated, so we’ll see…