Monday, 26 January 2026
Take my love, take my land…
Saturday, 17 January 2026
Monsters of rock 2: electric boogaloo
As was anyone’s guess, the first finished minis of the year aren’t actually anything from the plans outlined in my last post. These rocky chaps were dug out and started in my end of year rush to drag my average painted miniatures for the year up to one a week, and so got finished as I figured it was probably the same amount of work to do that as to put them into storage:
But, you know, dry brushing all the way makes for a very satisfying painting experience!
It’s only been two weeks of the new year, but I’ve already gained as well as painted some miniatures, so the Tally doesn’t look as healthy as it might otherwise. Firstly, a nice chap over on the LAF sent me a Santa rat mini, which sorts this year’s festive blog post:
I also grabbed the GW mini of the month servitor, as that seemed like it could definitely find a place in an inq28 warband if my fancy turns that way again. I didn’t take a picture of that apparently (and I’m sat down fairly comfortably typing this) so you’ll just have to imagine the little cardboard box it comes in instead.
All in, the Tally for 2026 currently stands at:
2 vs 2 = 0
Still in the black!
What’s next? Back on topic, with something actually from my myriad project list…
Thursday, 1 January 2026
2025 in review
Happy New Year! As is tradition, it’s time to look back at the year just gone, and lament the fact that I didn’t suddenly develop hyper focus and stick to just one project. I say this with tongue firmly in cheek though, as despite my claims to my wife that this blog is my second job, I’m not actually getting paid to do it so I’d much rather paint things as they take my fancy rather than trying to paint in a ‘businesslike’ way. Spoilers for later in this post - it’s probably only going to get worse this year…
Tally
Having managed to squeak in a House Stark dog handler (although in hindsight, House Bolton probably makes more sense) before the end of the year, the Tally ended up at 52 vs 309 = -257. I’ve just realised - the blog has been running for 15 years now! I know the internet has changed, and blogs aren’t the thing any more, but I think I’ll keep posting even if it ends up being only Suber reading all of the surviving blogs. So, 15 years of stats:
2025: -257 (52 painted)
2024: -142 (62 painted)
2023: -194 (33 painted)
2022: 0 (85 painted)
2021: +16 (52 painted)
2020: -100 (47 painted)
2019: +3 (46 painted)
2018: +52 (52 painted)
2017: -14 (47 painted)
2016: -287 (56 painted)
2012: -103 (68 painted)
2011: -173 (122 painted)
- Finish at least one playable force for a game
Play at least 4 games in 2025
- Prep all the monkeys in the monkey box
Convert at least one miniature
- Add to the Monstrous Alphabet project
Do Zomtober posts
Do a May the Fourth post
Do a Festive post
Average at least a miniatures week (so at least 52 completed miniatures)
- Finish more miniatures than I did in 2024 (so at least 63)
- End the year with the Tally in the positive (hey, I’m an optimist, what can I say)
Although I wouldn’t necessarily describe it as my main project these days, I painted a bunch more stuff and actually played some games. I had originally planned to use my own rules, but then found Last Days which did the things I was planning on doing but better, with the benefit of also being able to buy whole rather than having to develop myself!
- Night Goblins - I think I painted a single mini? I struggled getting a skin tone that I liked, which has slowed progress somewhat…
- Skaven - the plan was to play some 500 point Eighth Edition, but it turns out I’m not a huge fan of batch painting. I painted an entire unit of slaves over the course of a month, which was a pain but did in fact result in me having a finished unit, as opposed to trying to paint clanrats half dozen at a time, which has not.
- Dwarves - Gotrek is a dwarf, that counts right? Another project that mostly lives in boxes…
- Mordheim - I still have the boxed game and enough miniatures for three plus warbands. My plan at the start of Covid lockdown in 2020 was to crack on with these - I wrote out warband lists, planned some conversions, and then a buddy introduced me to Rangers of Shadow Deep…
- Witch hunters - a couple of inquisitorial henchmen, which may one day see use if I ever finish my Acolyte…
- Chaos - my Huron Blackheart mini has been undercoated for so long they’ve actually gone and produced a new sculpt…
- Space Marines - I actually made a start on getting a small playable force of Space Marines painted. Then Primaris became a thing. Also, I think I’ve lost interest in 40K a bit as they’ve revamped the rules so much, whereas for several previous editions the core was basically the same so I could trick myself into thinking that I could jump back in at any time…
- Orks - I did not in fact come back to these, and sold them on eBay. Occasionally I regret this, largely when thinking ‘boy I should start a Gorkamorka project’, but luckily these thoughts are usually easily squashed back down where they belong.
- Blood Pact - those conversions are still in a box. Every now and then I’m tempted to go back and start Gaunt’s Ghosts from the start again, which would probably make me want to revisit these, but the conversions are pretty wonky even for me…
- Finish at least one playable force for a game
- Finish at least one unit for the Alamo project
- Play at least 4 games in 2026
- Prep all the monkeys in the monkey box
- Convert at least one miniature
- Add to the Monstrous Alphabet project
- Do Zomtober posts
- Do a May the Fourth post
- Do a Festive post
- Average at least a miniatures week (so at least 52 completed miniatures)
- Finish more miniatures than I did in 20245 (so at least 53)
- End the year with the Tally in the positive (hey, I’m an optimist, what can I say)
Tuesday, 30 December 2025
Hair of the dog
Hey, I’m on a deadline, not every punny post title is going to be a winner.
Seeing as how I keep rolling wild dogs in Frostgrave, keep poking speculatively into my Song of Ice and Fire project box, and they are mostly fur so could be drybrushed quickly, this pack of dogs and their hirsute handler got launched up the painting queue to get my finished numbers up before the end of year Tally reset:
Fun fact - while adding the greenery to the dogs bases I zoned out and accidentally applied the same pattern of flock and grass to all of them (flock on the right in the centre, grass to their left), which I only noticed about three quarters of the way through and had to quickly try and jazz it up a little so that they would look less uniform.
Finishing these brings the Tally to:
52 vs 309 = -257
So, I’m unlikely to get it back in the black by the end of the year, but I have at least dragged my average back up to at least one mini a week!
Sunday, 28 December 2025
Ex-terminate!
…wait, wrong franchise.
So, I watched the first Terminator movie while wrapping presents last week, and watched T2 while prepping veg on Christmas Eve, and so I dug out these minis to get my numbers up by the end of the year:
These were originally part of a bit lot of old Grenadier minis that I acquired many years ago (potentially the first time the Tally got absolutely wrecked) and were in pretty shaky shape - one guy had a missing arm, that I cunningly disguised as battle damage by the addition of some paperclip hydraulics, whereas another two were actually snapped off at the feet and needed some very careful drilling and pinning to get them back on their feet as it were.
Quite a few of them got skulls on their bases too, as one of the most iconic images from the franchise is the human skull being crushed by a robotic foot (and apparently the future is absolutely littered with them).
Theoretically I should have stuck these on 30mm bases, if I was going to use them with my post-apocalyptic survivors, but I went with 25mm rounds instead as they’re most likely to actually see play in Stargrave as generic robots. ‘Wait, Stargrave?’ I hear you ask - you’ll have to wait for a future post that talks about projects for next year…
Finishing these 8 brings the Tally to:
47 vs wait it’s been Christmas, I got the Barons War starter set:
Which is chock full of little knights and whatnot, so the Tally actuslly stands at:
47 vs 309 = -262
What’s next? At least 5 more finished minis before New Year’s Eve I hope to hit that Challenge!
Thursday, 25 December 2025
Ho Ho Ho, Hairy Christmas
I know, I know, that’s a terrible (barely even a) pun, but here we are nevertheless.
This year’s festive offering is North Star’s limited edition Krampus miniature:
Monday, 22 December 2025
The adventures of Tim the Necromancer: House of the Golem
Potentially for the last time this year, I was able to take Tim for another spin in the frozen city to finish off the Hunt for the Golem mini campaign. Having studied the rampaging Golem, Tim has decided it’s time to steal it - and if he can’t (which is entirely possible, as it has now been responsible for many deaths), he could probably try to reverse engineer it from it’s smouldering corpse…
I set up the board as best I could to look like a ruined factory, with multiple rooms that have been smashed through. I rolled for random monsters, adding one result to each table edge and treasure token, coming up with a boar, Small Construct, Minor Demon and 5 zombies on the board:
Back on the left side, the Ghoul surprisingly loses its fight against the Apothecary, but due to being armed with a staff he isn’t actually able to do any damage to it but does manage to push it back. The zombie then attacks the Apothecary, who again wins narrowly enough that he isn’t able to deal any damage. Maybe I need to find him a magic staff or something that means he causes more damage, based on how often he seems to end up in combat!
The Captain looses an arrow off at the approaching mushroom men/dogs before heading towards the edge of the board with her Treasure Token, as the Knight charges in to see if he will have more luck in taking it out. He doesn’t, and a crit from the mushroom drops him straight to zero Health in one fell swoop… seeing this, the poisoned Barbarian uses her single action to put herself between the mushrooms and the treasure carrying Captain, as does the Apprentice’s controlled zombie. Luckily, when the end of the turn rolls around no more monsters enter the fray.
Feeling like things are entering the endgame, Tim orders his newly raised zombie to attack the wild zombie next to him, but despite outnumbering it 3 to 1 his zombie is immediately destroyed. I realise at this point that Tim shouldn’t actually have been able to cast that spell last turn due to being in combat, but it achieving literally nothing makes me feel less bad about that. Biting the bullet, Tim swings with his staff again but due to the staff’s inherent damage reduction rule is only able to drop the zombie to 1 Health. The Apothecary tries to finish it off, but unfortunately can’t seem to get a decent blow in, as often seems to be the case. The Apprentice casts Bone Dart on the Ghoul near the Apothecary, but isn’t able to stop it from attacking the Apothecary. Both roll terribly though, leaving the zombie to attack the Apothecary instead - he manages to crit and take it out, leaving Tim now unengaged. Over on the right the wild mushroom/dogs attack the Apprentice’s controlled zombie, chipping away at its Health, but at the end of the phase it is still standing.
At the end of the turn, the Captain escapes with the last Treasure Token, and the Barbarian joins the controlled zombie in fighting the mushroom/dogs, giving it enough of an advantage to be able to pull one down.
Having failed to take the Ghoul out by combat or shooting, Tim then fails to remove it as a threat by casting Control Undead. The Apprentice steps up and is more successful, and that’s it for the game bar the Barbarian making a fighting retreat while the Apprentice’s controlled zombie is left fighting the lone remaining mushroom/dog…
Post-game:
The Warhound and the Knight survive with no negative effects, but unfortunately the Tracker is Badly Wounded and has to miss the next game.
The Captain gains 30XP, not enough to gain a level again. She does loads in every game, but doesn’t actually seem to be getting many kills, which is where the bulk of her XP would come from…
Tim would have gained 421XP, which caps at 300, enough for him to gain 3 levels. He learns a Flourish to the spell Bone Dart that makes it more effective against Constructs and the Undead, gains a point of Will, and makes Grenade easier to cast, as it’s the spell that probably gets cast the most by the gang (as they always seem to be getting mobbed by groups of enemies).
For treasure, as well as the Script of the Golem gained for destroying the Golem all 3 tokens get rolled on the scenario specific table (as there’s no other time we’ll get to see most of these items) and Tim ends up walking away with a barrel of Construct Oil (which Tim already had), a Book of the Golem and a Mind Wrench, which Tim equips to make future attempts at stealing a golems easier. The Treasury generates 7GC, reduced to 6 after the Captain takes her cut. Not the most profitable result the gang has ever had, but this scenario was more about Tim wanting to learn about making his own mechanised weapons of destruction rather than mere profit.
What’s next? I think I’m going to take a pause in the adventures of Tim to focus on other projects in the New Year, but that’s not the end of him - he might nip back to the library to see if he can find a book about how to animate rather than just steal constructs (or venture into the Necromancy section, to see about learning the flourish that lets him summon a controlled skull using Animate Skull). Or carry on with the solo campaign in Perilous Dark. Plus, his Mortal Enemy might have something to say about his plans - and at this point, I realise that I forgot to roll for his Mortal Enemy at the start of this scenario! I roll now and she wouldn’t have turned up anyway, so we’ll retcon and pretend that I remembered…
One addendum that I forgot to include in my last post - the Tally took a little hit:
I ordered a bunch of bases, and couldn’t resist a lovely Westfalia Amazon on Clearance (as previously mentioned, a mini for a pound is almost irresistible to me) for my Warriors of Athena project. I had some issues with the website I was ordering from, which meant I had to re-place the order a couple, of weeks after my first attempt, and in the interim discovered that the do their own line of bits, so I ordered a few things - a banner pole (because all else failing, I’m sure I’ve always got a need for a rod), a couple of round shields (to see if they would be the right size to replace the now unavailable Hasslefree Hoplite shields that I have used on my House Stark conversions), and some knight helmets with Bishop hats (because the second I saw them I was struck by inspiration, and am tempted to make a unit of battlin’ bishops for Barons War).
Only one actual mini in there though, so the Tally now looks like:
38 vs 255 = -217
What’s next? It’s Christmas, so my painting time is limited in favour of wrapping presents and making space in the fridge for a turkey. I’m not going to get the Tally back in the black (do I ever?), but I could probably finish off 14 minis in the next 9 days to get the annual average up to one a week, right?








































